Schadenfreude

  Hi, Nice to meet you. I’m Ryan. I’ll be taking you on the tour today. Come in. Look behind and you’ll see our front door. I was tasked with touching up the white paint on it, but I put so much paint on that its makeup is running. Come through into the kitchen. Yes, that panel there hasn’t been re-attached. Why’s that? I don’t know how to.   Would you follow me upstairs? Sorry, I’ll help you past the stairgate. Yes, it is misaligned. I did that with my wife whilst our little one was sleeping. She said, “I’m going to tighten this now, so you need to make sure we’re straight before I turn this.” I wanted to go and watch the tele, so I nodded my head. Yes, I appreciate it’s the first thing you see in the house. Don’t see it as unsightly, see it as a quirk. We’re now on the second floor. This is the study. Those medals that hang from the screws do seem out of place don’t they? That’s because I drilled some holes in the wall to show I could; I then decided to put up a floating s...